One Size Fits All

How was I not notified? I must not be watching enough television. Somehow there was a “bring your own cup day” at 7-Eleven and I wasn’t aware. That’s right, for just $1.50 you could bring any size cup in and get a Slurpee. How is that a thing and how didn’t I know about it?

I’d like to think I’m pretty good at being obnoxious, and this is one of those situations where being ridiculous and over the top is encouraged. Too many great ideas come to mind and now I’m shit outta luck. 7/11 Day is all I will have to redeem myself. What’s a dude in need of free/copious amounts of sugar water to do with himself after missing out on a day like this?

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