Chick-Fil-A thinks it’s a good idea to put your cell phone away and actually talk to each other! What a ridiculous idea. If I wanted a real meal where I wasn’t avoiding my family I’d probably not go out for fast food. It’s like the girl on Tinder that says “if I wanted to disappoint two people in a room at the same time I’d have dinner with my parents”. You;
It’s like the girl on Tinder that says “if I wanted to disappoint two people in a room at the same time I’d have dinner with my parents”. You’re not having a threesome in Chick-Fil-A, but you get the point. Awkward moments are what makes stuffing your face with fatty, unhealthy food so much better.
After the initial novelty of these “Cell Phone Coops” (a Chick-Fil-A cardboard box) run out so will the customers. Oh, who am I kidding? The churchy bastards hate the gays and everyone still eats there. Eating with others on your phone is rude as shit, but people got needs. And they don’t have landlines anymore so you know that call from an unknown area code isn’t just some alumni association trying to hit you up for money. Nice try Chick-Fil-A, but next time just stick to chicken.