Jaden Newman is a girl playing varsity basketball (likely against a lot of rich, white girls with no coordination) in Florida and she’s already reached 1,000 career points. And she’s still not in high school yet! Playing on the varsity squad since 3rd grade (and now currently in 5th grade), Newman is average over 38 points, 4 boards, and 6 assists a game. Unfortunately for her, the best she can do is the WNBA. And we all know how much people care about that.