Miami Beach, Florida. There are so many reasons to go to the beaches of Miami. Beaches, hot women, and city night-life that most kids probably can’t afford. So avoiding the college scene is what you can do just as much as jump into it. South Beach is pretty pricey, but it’s not as if anywhere else in Florida has that problem. With tons of attractions and hot latino women, there’s little reason to not enjoy your time.
Cabo San Lucas. Mexico. This reminds of me that year the cast of Laguna Beach went and Kristin was a drunken mess. Anyways, the drinking age is lower. So be careful about hooking up with some bitty because they don’t really need their fakes. Plus, this area is way more touristy but not as dangerous as Cancun. Kids get kidnapped there all the time and end up on milk cartons. Not in Cabo.
San Juan, Puerto Rico. So San Juan isn’t necessarily as busy, but the beaches are gorgeous and it’s a vacation spot no matter when you go. So you know the clubs will be worthwhile. And they speak English just as much as Spanish so you don’t get dicked over as a tourist. In Puerto Rico, anyone can be baller. Shit is real inexpensive.
Las Vegas, Nevada. It’s called Sin City for a reason. There’s literally no such thing as “down time” in Vegas. The weather is pretty on point and it’s where people intentionally come to be ridiculous. So it’s not like you have to go out and search for strange. Hell, worse comes to worse, you can always get a prostitute cuz that shit is legal.
Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Boats and hoes. Boats and hoes. That’s really all you need to know. Boat parties are the best. It’s like an endless lazy river of fun. And it’s actually a pretty highly-attended Spring Break. It might be a little snootier than you might like, but when you’re drunk it doesn’t really matter how stuck-up broads are.