Step Aside Fisher-Price

Tesla is on the scene to wipe out toy-making tycoons everywhere with the new Model S. It’s a real car for kids. It’s not like your fucking Barney Rubble and Fred Flintstone using your feet to power this shit. And it’s better than the battery-powered cars that die after a week and then your parents never want to replace it.

Yeah, Tesla is a whole different monster. For merely $499 you can purchase this Tesla model that is fully recharageable from RadioFlyer. Little red wagons just went postal and you best take advantage of it. Going up to 6 mph and taking only 3 hours to charge, the Model S actually has working headlights and is for ages 3-8. And could probs could work really small adults.

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