All Your Eggs in 800 Baskets

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. There’s a million different corny fucking sayings to say that if you don’t try (and try often) then you won’t get laid.

Maybe it’s not all about sex for this kid, but a high school senior in Utah (he would be from Utah) saved up $450 to buy carnations for over 800 girls. Apparently his idea came from his past experiences buying flowers for dozens of friends.

And this time he wanted to do it bigger. This former McDonald’s worker, restaurant dishwasher, grocery bagger can walk with some swagger now. So much for being lonely on Valentine’s Day. Dude will be swimming in ass. If he’s Mormon then he better get used to it.

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