Okay, so I couldn’t think of a better adjective for how much these internet celebs suck at life. Have you ever heard of Nash Grier? I hadn’t either until I more regularly updated Twitter. Apparently the kid makes vine videos and appears in shitty movies. Give that boy a million dollars!
Seriously, there’s kids all over the internet making 10 second videos (or however long those things are because I still don’t have Snapchat) who literally have no talent. And don’t get me wrong, they are creative for 16-year olds or whatever age. But anyone can make a video of themselves making eggs or whatever the fuck this needle dick kid just posted (or will post) on Twitter. Let’s talk about it! OMG, I was so inspired!
Man, if I knew/had an option as an awkward as fuck teen that I could’ve just made tiny videos with immature humor and taken pictures of my pony tail and acne and had thousands of likes because teen hormones? I don’t know. There has to be an excuse. Guess I would’ve done it too. At least that Shawn Mendes kid can sing.
I mean, what else do you do with tons of money when you have no actual ability and you’re barely legal to drive? His fans marvel at how awesome it is to have actual responses from a “celebrity” but it’s as fuck to respond when you have absolutely nothing to do with your time. At least he has his Aeropostale (excuse me while I muffle my laughter) clothing line to fall back on.